Wait did I run another half marathon? Why yes I did.
Isn’t that the third one since the end of June? Why yes how perceptive of you.
Am I getting a little bit addicted? Hey now!!

Damn Hell Airport Bathroom Photo...
Two weeks ago I got up at god o’clock to get on a plane, fly across the US to run through wine country. I know how to pick my half marathons! Landed in SFO and waited for my best friend Beck to land. Time to get us a girls weekend rental car and head to Sonoma.

Hello Golden Gate Bridge
Once we got there we went to pick up the race bibs. This was my first “small race.” I ran my first half marathon with 28,000 other people; my second with 23,000 other people… this was going to be 2500 people (nope there isn’t a missing zero). So I knew from the get go it was going to be a different kind of race. That started with the e-bag swag bag- which is nice in theory, but crap in reality. The expo wasn’t much of anything- the only interesting thing was the Happy Morning smoothies I tasted (FRS stuff I tried kind of scared me).

Cherry Bourbon Happy Hour!
From there Beck and I went to get some food. Food is good! Truffle fries, crab cakes, and a drink with cherry bourbon in it for less than $12 per person. That is DIVINE ahhh to be back on the West Coast
We checked in at the hotel where we got an upgrade. Score! And then went down stairs for the Toomey wine tasting before dinner. What? PRIORITIES!
From there we went to dinner at Baci on the suggestion of the wine tasting lady- gimme mah slab of meat and some green salad stuff too with a glass of wine please. I know most people carb load- me I don’t really have a specific night before meal type tradition. I just eat whatever my body says it wants, and then I passed out. All the better to stay on east coast time and not curse the 7am starting time!

Yup It's Dark Out!
DING DING DING. Next thing I know it is wake up time. I am up and ready to go. I didn’t eat as early as I normally do on race mornings but there were no race time digestive problems either so whatever. Beck was supposed to run but hurt her knee so I was on my own. I got dropped off at the start of the race- Coppola Wineries. Not bad Francis, not bad. It was freaking COLD however. I knew well enough that it wouldn’t last- race day was gorgeous. But while it was dark out I started to loose feeling in my fingers, which I did not recover until around mile 3. I do not want to even THINK of the people in skimpy costumes (more to come on that).

Sunrise at the Starting Line
After a few delays… off we went just after the sun started to come up. NICE. I downloaded the Garmin iPhone app. But since my iPhone 4G was stolen, I had forgot that iPhone 3G (“new” phone until I decide on upgrading) does not let you multitask. Oops when I went and tried to get a photo of grandpa running past me in a neon green tutu, I kicked the Garmin app off. Guess that doesn’t matter as I restarted it and then it lost reception about 4-5 miles into the race and the Garmin footpod tracked me about 0.4mi behind the race distances. Eff it I am running with people in costumes and I am entertained! Especially when a guy in a full felt Gumby costume dropped me around mile 4. I bow down to your felt encased running coordination and skills. I BOW DOWN!

Run Gumby Run
The race has a few “hills” nothing all that steep on the up or down but it isn’t as flat as the elevation chart led me to think. Because the roads are not wide there really isn’t many ways for spectators to be on the sidelines (unless they take the bus). So not as much fan fare as I was used to but we first saw people from the organisers spectator bus at mile 5 (Beck didn’t warn me though so I had no clue she was there and taking photos of me… I had my headphones in and just kept on going
). After the first few miles where I felt like I was flying, I focused on the “novelty” of the race. The Heed drink that was the race sponsor was not to my taste. I drank it, because I always drink at every water station- but meh. Instead I focused on mile 7- THERE IS WINE AT MILE 7!! I ran 7 miles- gimme my ketchup cup sized tipple of white wine. Do I have to continually remind you… Priorities people! I paid through the nose for this race- I want my wine

Mile 7! Bring on the Wine!!
From there in I focused on getting to mile 10- my it’s only 5K left point. I gave up at looking at my Garmin- it lied constantly. At about mile 5 or 6 it gave me a panic attack- the iPhone Garmin app said 2.7 miles. UH NOES… And the watch Garmin said 5mi. And then I passed the marker for the 10K. Yeah I am no math major or cartographer but something there does not equate. Long and short I bought a Garmin, ran a race with the Garmin and the Garmin iPhone app, and I have no splits times to figure anything from. So I called Gabby a bitch and continued on (running at what she said was a 10:45 avg pace).

Admiring Wolverine
At mile 10 I got dropped by a guy running in a full on Wolverine costume which absolutely made me smile ear to ear; and then I watched the ass running for a while- no Hugh Jackman but nothing to cry about either. What like you never look around you?? Liars. At mile 11 I looked at the time and thought: HOLY SHIT!! I might be able to finish in under 2:15. It was a bit delusional, but I decided to kick it up anyways- because in case you didn’t guess this- there is wine at the finish line and I WANTED SOME. Screw RnR crap MGD beers I want a nice Pinot Blanc or a well mixed Syrah/Zin blend thank you!

Yup You Are About To Be Chicked
The race was 70% women but I managed over those last 2.1 miles to chick a good 8 men. I am petty it made me smile. I think I want to do it in a costume or at least a sparkle skirt next year. Some of those men however were not happy about it…
At mile 12 I started seeing a lot more people running back from the Lake Sonoma Rec Park finish line towards us slow racers. Which I have to say is a bit cruel. You want to get more workout in- more power to you, just go the opposite direction. Or at least stop and cheer for people still running. Running past us in costumes the WRONG WAY is bad manners

With Springs and Air
Mile 13 you get narrowed into a funnel to the finish line at Lake Sonoma Recreational Park. I still had some energy left in my legs, but figured that 2:15 while a bit out of my range… Mr. Fitness Nut’s PR of 2:17 was completely within my reach! So I pushed to my favorite race finish song- Bruno Mars Run Away Baby… And Brightroom who have no other photo of me on the course (maybe because one of their photogs was chimping photos as people went by… just a guess. Also message to said photog- you aren’t shooting film just rapid fire take our freaking photos so you can over charge us!) caught me catching air as I crossed the finish line in Garmin time 2:15:52. The race time from the gun was what the organisers listed as my time (wait I am not elite… I did not cross the line at the start) for a chip time of 2:16:32. Either way faster than Philly and Mr. Fitness Nut’s PR. Kayla is VERY HAPPY with her race time thankyouverymuch. Now bring on the wine!!

Best Swag!
Beck found me at the finish and we went to wait in line to get our race swag wine glass and after I had my coconut water and a few other small snacks… WINE TASTING TIME! Yes I ran this whole race around one priority and it only has 4 letters: L-U-S-H
We tried wines from 3-4 of the wineries at the finishers “party.”

I heart my finishers medal!
We watched the contest for the costume runners. Somehow there was a woman who placed in the top 10 total who ran in a bikini (like an actual you wear it to the beach bikini) that she had glued acrylic flowers on to (she was one of the 4 Seasons- Summer). I don’t know how she was still standing for the chafing those flowers had to have done, or how numb her ass cheeks had to have been at the start of the race. Curious George and the Man with the Yellow Hat took first place, though how neither had a heat stroke at that point I am unsure. Personally I liked Robin Hood and the band of Merry Men with the Occupy Wine Country Sign. Then we went to wait in a horrible line to get a shuttle back to the start line.

You Thought I Was Joking About the Bikini...
So here is where I make my overall evaluation. I have friends who live in the Bay Area, the race over all was fun and I am sure I will run it again. But for the price of the race (higher than most races including RnR races) the organisers could have at least figured out how to have enough shuttle buses to take us back to the parking lot. Waiting in the warm sun (we had gorgeous weather- it would have been brutal if the weather was crap) for 45 minutes after running 13.1 mi. to get to the real food… NOT COOL. Consider me underwhelmed Destination Races.

Eat Me Seymour!
We went back to the hotel where I took a quick shower and on to the afternoon BBQ event that Beck and I purchased at Clos du Bois. There were chicken breasts, asparagus, pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese frosting and… what am I missing. Oh yeah wait… WINE! We ended up by the servers and listened to a lot of people bitching pretty loudly. Me I was on endorphin happy positive high. And given that I usually function on a stabby quotient scale… I kept shaking my head. No way in hell I was going to throw a hissy fit at that point. I was happy. Seems that is how you get an extra wine ticket and the guy pours you two extra glasses for that one wine ticket. Take lessons and DRINK WINE!

Wine = Priorities!
After the BBQ we headed back to the hotel again (I saw more of the 101 strip between Windsor and Healdsburg in 1 weekend than I think I ever need to again) and I sat in an epsom salts bath. I have to say I am now a HUGE proponent of Mix1 Protein shakes post race and epsom salts bath same day as part of my recovery. And given how well my recovery went I am thinking I might need to up the post race wine (note not whine) factor. We had dinner at Spoonbar which was OK (though surprisingly their local wines listings not so much) and then headed home to crash out. Happy days are ahead…

Brunch Time Wine Tastings Please
Girls who have lived in France together do not go to wine country together without hitting up wineries! So Sunday was our day to sleep in, have fresh made waffles at the hotel, wake up with surprisingly little pain and then go to wineries. First up we tried the Coppola Winery. The guy serving us was nice and we tasted all the wines there for half the price, because we are friendly. We also spent the largest part of our money here. I got individual champagne cans to go… What can I say I am a sucker for pink and bubbly

Vineyards
Next up we drove to a small winery that my friend Amy had suggested A. Raffanelli. The winery was small but gorgeous. And it was on the race path- which Einstein here had not noticed because she was too focused on passing the people in princess costumes. The wine was OK and it was a quick tasting. I bought a bottle of Red Zin (CA wines completely surprised me on this trip!) and texted my favorite pyromaniac friend who a. happens to have been an ultra runner and also… b. a major oenophile. He recommended Gary Farrell.

Best Place To End the Tastings
Ahhh yes thank you Jeff. A bit pricier than I would have liked but I have a nice bottle to take with me to Thanksgiving for dinner and the guy gave me recommendations for a restaurant with duck fat fries. After making the last of our purchases, soaking in the view and the sun- Beck and I headed to Santa Rosa to get something to eat before I was dropped off at an Oakland BART stop to go have dinner in the city (Beck had family in the area to visit). Bring on the pulled pork sandwich and drinks with my friend from college Katie (slightly wined out at this point I imbibed heavily on water and a lemonade lest you think I have anything more than my irish alcoholic genetics in hand).

Brunch in Berkeley: Time for Carbs
I spent the night with my friend Betsy in Berkeley and had brunch together before heading into the City to have lunch with my friend Cate (yes I like eating with people it seems
). I had the day to myself in the city and money on a BART card to burn. I stopped at the original Banana Republic store, I headed to the Apple store to find out why my iPhone 3G was acting like a retarded brick (NEVER EVER EVER upgrade to iOS4 or 5 if you have 3G phone!) and bought a scarf at Anthropologie.

Oh. So. Worth. It!
Next up I wandered to my favorite place in the Mission for morning buns. Oh how I love the Morning Buns!!I will drag my ass out of the way for nothing more than a wander into Tartine. I might have also taken home a Huckleberry Frangipane tart too… What I burned calories running 13.1miles.

Who Doesn't Love This View?
Before meeting up with my friend Amy, her husband and old colleague of ours I went to the Ferry Building. I love this place with all my heart. I wish I had caught it on market day as I would have brought myself home one of my favorite June Taylor fruit butters (Apricot Almond). But instead I had to settle for a wander through the stores, a stop at Cowgirl Creamery and dinner at the Slanted Door.

I Heart the Ferry Building
And before I knew it all I was in the car with Beck heading back to the airport for a redeye back to NYC. And my happy race weekend was over… until the next one

This is what you look like... Post 13.1, god knows how many bottles of wine and 3.5 hours sleep... Ready for the office??